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BULL REPORT

President Obama denies military preparations in Ukraine…

Blue Eagle Security ($BE) sold to U.S. Conglomerate…

Popular KPOP group S14 announce their hiatus after allegations surface…

Another YouTube pedophilia ring uncovered…

“We will do absolutely nothing about this.” - Everyone

“I enjoy the YouTubers in question.” FBI Director says…

Vladimir Putin denies Russian aims to enter ChAZ…

Ukrainian comedian Zelensky plays piano with his penis… again…

Conspiracy theories abound…

The S.T.A.L.K.E.R. phenomenon - fact or fiction?

Alex Jones claims to enter ChAZ…

Jones claims anomalous materials used in U.S. manufacturing…

System outage strikes many local libraries…

“So many lost stories.” - Librarian says…

Slava Sam’s balls…

Lyova is obsessed with fish…

Another big quake rocks California…

Conspiracy theorists claim relation to ChAZ…

Eggs - the silent killer…

Roaches entirely safe to eat when cooked, WHO says…

Bayonne, New Jersey - Burst pipe causes chaos…

“It’s beyond saving. ” - Local plumber says.

Peeb made this in under one hour.

Girk loves his wife.

Mikka smells.

Dave is Canadian.