Dave, if that even is his real name, which it isn’t, apparently - maybe? Anyway, Dave - well, we don’t really know what Dave does. Something about community outreach? He talks to people? Honestly, at this point, we’re too afraid to ask and we really don’t care.

Dave was born in Vancouver, Canada in 1998. That’s really all we know. He drinks a lot, and is strangely charismatic. I don’t know, dude, they don’t pay me enough to research this any further.